Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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