She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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