Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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