please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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