he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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