I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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