I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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