i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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