have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Someone shattered a urinal.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Randomize
