Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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