PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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