Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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