I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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