my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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