Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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