Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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