dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I see more hoeing in ur future
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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