theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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