oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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