: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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