I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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