does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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