I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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