He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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