Someone shit on the floor
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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