I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
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Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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