My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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