he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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