Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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