"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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