I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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