I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
He? As in you personified your dick?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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