Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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