apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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