Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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