How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Randomize
