Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
The power of my boobs compel you
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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