Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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