i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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