i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
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