just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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