i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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