my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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