She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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