walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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