Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
