I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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