Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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