someone get that fucking seahorse.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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