Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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