yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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