If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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