So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
So much rum. So many feels.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Randomize
